Christmas Gifts You Can Get for $2.99 or Less!

by Brandon

So you’re down to three bucks and you want to know how to really get some bang for your gift-buying buck? Well, friends, you’re in luck! Read on…

I’ve put together a completely unbiased list of potential gifts you can buy, all for $2.99 or less!

1. One Wire Hanger.

Estimated enjoyment value - Zero hours, zero minutes.
Hangers don’t really provide enjoyment. They provide a service. That said, I did find one on sale for $1.50. That means you can get one for under three bucks. Enjoy that hanger!

2. A Single Candy Bar

Estimated enjoyment value – About 5 to 10 minutes, depending on how fast you eat.
No matter what kind you prefer, most of them are under three bucks, so it’s a great gift that the recipient will most likely enjoy (for about 5 or 10 minutes)!

3. Each Additional Minute

Actual enjoyment value – One minute.
That’s right. If you make a call to any 900 number, you can spend that three bucks on “each additional minute.” Full disclosure: I’m not sure how you can give that as a gift.

4. A Can of Cat Food

Estimated enjoyment value – 5 to 10 minutes (for a cat)
Great gift for a cat. For a human… not so much. Unless they happen to like cat food.

5. Day Soldiers, by Brandon Hale!

Estimated enjoyment value – many, many hours!
Just go to Amazon, hit the “Give as a Gift” button, and you’ll be sending a great new adventure to someone you care about! A fantastic gift for anybody who loves adventure!

6. Purging Fires (Day Soldiers Book Two), by Brandon Hale!

Estimated enjoyment value – many, many hours!
Just go to Amazon, hit the “Give as a Gift” button, and you’ll be sending a great new adventure to someone you care about! A fantastic gift for anybody who loves adventure!

7. The Gods and the Builders, by Brandon Hale!

Estimated enjoyment value – many, many hours!
Just go to Amazon, hit the “Give as a Gift” button, and you’ll be sending a great new adventure to someone you care about! A fantastic gift for anybody who loves adventure!

So there you have it!

A completely objective list of 7 great gifts you can get for under $2.99!

I’m glad to be of service.

–Brandon

p.s. If you think this was just some convoluted way to get you to see an ad of my books, your cynicism makes me cry.


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